WARNING SIGNS OF THE ALPACALYPSE
- Suspicious gathering of alpacas in urban areas
- Unexplained disappearance of wool products
- Alpacas developing opposable thumbs
- Increased alpaca intelligence and organization
- Mysterious wool-based technology appearing worldwide
SURVIVAL TIPS
1. DO NOT trust alpacas wearing sunglasses
2. Keep all yarn and knitting supplies in a secure location
3. Avoid eye contact with suspicious-looking camelids
4. Join your local anti-alpacalypse defense force
